"How can you fly a plane into a building out of spite, and have folks call it “suicide by plane?” That’s like calling it “suicide by portable chest bomb."
"A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavoured dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street."
"You will see characters in movies use the iPad. Jack Bauer will want to return for another season of 24 just so he can download schematics and track vehicles on it."
"Women who revealed about 40 percent of their skin attracted twice as many men as those who covered up. Any more than 40 percent and the signal changes from allure to one indicating general availability and future infidelity."
"That is why our troop commitment in Afghanistan cannot be open-ended - because the nation that I am most interested in building is our own."
- Obama’s speech about his decision to send 30.000 troops to Afghanistan to end once and for all what started 8 years ago, and why he wants to withdraw after 18 months.
"As an Atheist, having a christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura."
"what does FTW stand for? fuck that wigger?"
- Zoe