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I am a php developer. I am a geek. I am a fiction reader. A movie and tv addict.
An XBOX360 player. A snowboarder. A cyclist. A Softball player. A Venezuelan-Canadian.
You can’t walk around with glitter in your vagina, don’t even try to convince me otherwise. Is the glue urine-resistant? It had better be or you’re going to spend the better part of your day reapplying sequins to your butt.
And then there’s the dilemma of, well, certain activities that take place when adults have special feelings for each other. You can imagine that it might take away from the romance of the moment if someone has to stop every couple of seconds to remove a sequin from their mouth. And HELLO. Choking hazard.
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Organizational Charts via Daring Fireball
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Earworm of the (Fri)Day: Tonje Langeteig — Norway’s answer to Rebecca Black (who the hell asked?) — doesn’t want to be a crappy housewife, but she’s more than okay with being a crappy everything else.
Never thought I’d say this, but Rebecca Black’s song and video are so much better than this.
EVERYONE’S ANKLES GET CAUGHT IN SKINNY JEANS.
We all have bodies and we should all be capable of talking about knicknacks and paddywhacks and flinkamajinks.
It can feel FUCKING MAGICAL AND MAJESTIC WITH UNICORNS AND KATY PERRY CANDY BOOBS and you might not FRICKYFRACK
"Favourite quotes from the latest Q&A with Kristin & Danielle from everyoneisgay.com
I love their answers.
Unboxing.
(Source: reddit.com)
“Don’t worry, I know what to do”.
Haha.
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Scarlett Johansson, Sofia Vergara, Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa, Jessica Biel, Emily Blunt, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, and Lindsay Lohan (making her post-rehab acting debut) star in an infomercial for Jimmy K’s “Hottie Body Humpilates” exertainment system on last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live.
(Source: thedailywhat)
I call them Chongos (and Chongas), and said party would be called a “Chongofest”.
(Source: thedailywhat)
Natalie Portman’s laugh. The Extended Version.
