I am a (php+ruby+js+css+) developer. I am a geek. I am a fiction reader. A movie and tv addict. An XBOX360 player. A snowboarder. A cyclist. A Softball player. A Venezuelan-Canadian.
"Client: We have looked at your PHP source code and I am a little upset.
Me: Why is that? What’s wrong?
Client: You have used die(); everywhere, do you secretly want me to die?"