One hour down. 3 more to go.
9:07 - Dwane Johnson. Who’s that? Oh yeah, The Rock. He’s presenting special effects. Hope Transformer takes it, it was such a great movie.
9:08 - Nevermind, Golden Compass.
9:10 - Cate Blanchet has a bird wrapped around her head?
9:13 - Best Supporting Actor flashback. Every single famous person, but Tom Cruise.
9:15 - Jennifer Hudson. A one hit wonder.
9:16 - Javier Bardem is so damn creepy. “You stand to win everything, call it”.
9:18 - Javier Bardem takes it. No shock there.
9:22 - An Oscar salute to binoulars and telescopes. And Bruce is humping my legs.
9:24 - Keri Russell is so gorgeous.
9:26 - August Rush song. Tiny litle girl with a big voice.
9:28 - Suicide Watch Owen Wilson on stage presenting short films. Really, does anyone ever watch these?
9:33 - It takes them like 45 seconds to get to the stage from the back. But like Sush’s says, these are the green awards, people have to walk. In the meantimg I sit here, and sit here, and sit.
9:38 - Tilda Swinton wins for Supporting Actress. The look on her face says she wasn’t really expecting it.
9:40 - Tilda Swinton tells George Clooney he rocks for putting on the batsuit with the nipples on every morning under his actual suit. How random.
9:44 - Another person with a bird around their chest. Jessica Alba and her purple feathery fluffy dress.
9:46 - James McAvoy is sex. He’s competing with Jakey Gyllenghall on my hottest man spot. Oh such a sexy accent.
9:54 - There’s really not much to blog about.
