March 2008
57 posts
WatchYaz goes to the ROM
About the new place
Yasmary: omg dude. noises in this apt. lol
Susheela: uhoh like what? hehe... just like creaks?
Yasmary: no. the bathroom upstairs
Susheela: ohh... like farts??
Q: Do Condoms Help Stop HIV? McCain: "You've... →
How did this story fall through the cracks?Mr. McCain: “You’ve stumped me…Brian, would you find out what my position is on contraception – I’m sure I’m opposed to government spending on it, I’m…
“You’ve stumped me.”
– This was McCain’s answer when a reported asked: “So no contraception, no counseling on contraception. Just abstinence. Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?”
Watchubershibs: Are YOU popular? I am alternating between incredulity and shock. Are you for real with this?!?!?!
About being Venezuelan
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and youre in the next room.
You do that funny pointing thing with your nose and if the person doesn’t understand you, you use the lips for emphasis.
Your grandmother thinks Vick’s vapor-rub is the miracle cure for everything.
All cereal is called “con-flei”.
Others tell you to stop screaming when you are...
“Are you hungover again?”
– Kimia upon taking a look at me lounging on the office’s sofa, exausted.
NYTimes article on Rickrolling →
(via amandalynferri) This is honestly one of the oddest articles I’ve read. I had no idea what Rickrolling meant… now I wanna pull this on someone.
“Yesterday I was having an affair with jQuery, today I’m divorcing it.”
– Me.
“And so, at 11 o’clock am on a Tuesday, a prominent politician spoke to...”
– Jon Stewart (via seriouslythough) (via foodinmouth) (via claudia)
“Most of us expect life to be easy when we are the ones that make it so hard. ...”
– Stuart Knight. This week’s Madness (his newsletter).
“It’s a dichotomy, I understand. I understand that people think I am a ditzy...”
– Mariah Carey tells the upcoming issue of Allure magazine that she knows her indisputable talent clashes with her sexed-up image as a “ditz.”
“Emo is just a gender of teenagers.”
– Luke describing what an Emo kid is.
“Hajji, of east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium...”
– Sad and funny. haha.
Source
“In conclusion, three weeks ago my girl, Tina Fey, she came on the show. She...”
– Tracy Morgan in a little Weekend Update back and forth with Tina Fey :P (via susheela)
“I’ve had a total of 8 hours sleep in 2 days. I’m hungover, but I...”
– Me
100 Things to do before I go
Scuba dive the Australian reef
Learn to surf and stay on the damn board
Go on a road trip to the amazons
Go to Disneyland
Take my family on a week long ski vacation
Write a movie script or book
Go bungee jumping
Go to French Polynesia
Buy a boat
Come up with 90 more things to do before I go
Stolen idea from Sush :).
New Wall-E trailer looks fantastic! →
susheela: (via toddfraser) Ohhh so exited for this!
Hmm...
susheela:
Been feeling super sluggish the last few weeks. Thinking about doing a fast/cleanse. We’ll see, we’ll see.
That has got to be unhealthy…
Final 'Harry Potter' book will spawn two movies -... →
‘Deathly Hallows’ films are scheduled to be released in November 2010 and May 2011.
“A Chinese bride burned her new husband to death after he got into bed after a...”
– Oddly Enough
WatchLOL - the internet is full of success this morning.
“I don’t know how somebody who’s in second place is offering the vice presidency...”
– - Barack Obama | via Talking Points Memo I know right ?! (via claudia)
Top Ten Grammar Myths →
4. You use a before words that start with consonants and an before words that start with vowels. Wrong! You use a before words that start with consonant sounds and an before words that start with vowel sounds. 5. I.e. and e.g. mean the same thing. Wrong! E.g. means “for example,” and i.e. means roughly “in other words.” You use e.g. to provide a list of incomplete...
“WTF. WTF…. W.T.F”
– Me, watching LOST
“Fall seven times, stand up eight”
– Japanese proverb
“I have 18 messages waiting for me on Christian Mingle!!!”
